Monday, July 7 Graffiti discovered at Commons 3:11 p.m. ---- Sometime between the 6th and 7th of July, someone vandalized the concrete wall at the Commons' loading dock. The paint was photographed, and maintenance was notified to remove it. APD is also watching the growing graffiti problem in the bike tunnel at Sharon Gagnon and Elmore.
One day, after striking gold in Alaska, a lonesome miner came down from the mountains and walked into a saloon in the nearest town.
“I’m lookin’ for the meanest, roughest and toughest whore in the Yukon!” he said to the bartender.
“We got her!” replied the barkeep. “She’s upstairs in the second room on the right.”
The miner handed the bartender a gold nugget to pay for the whore and two beers. He grabbed the beer bottles, stomped up the stairs, kicked open the second door on the right and yelled, “I’m lookin’ for the meanest, roughest and toughest whore in the Yukon!”
The woman inside the room looked at the miner and said, “You found her!” Then she stripped naked, bent over and grabbed her ankles.
“How do you know I want to do it in that position?” asked the miner.
“I don’t,” replied the whore, “but I thought you might like to open those beers before we get started.”
This video was taken at a hotel in Whittier, Alaska at about 5:00 in the morning. The objective here was to get the cot to roll down the stairs, thus introducing the world to Alaskan COT SURFING. Obviously the plan completely failed but it made for a classic video regardless. Hali was hammered while attempting this; bumps, bruises and a hella hangover to prove it!